I’m basically a humble person and I feel uncomfortable tooting my own horn, but upon reflection, there are a few pretty awesome things about me:
- I made two incredible, good-looking, creative, kind and intelligent young men.
- I am a loyal friend to the very end.
- I make bad-ass hot buffalo wings from scratch with my own original recipe.
- I don’t have a lot, but I will gladly give you anything of mine you need and I will never let you go hungry.
- I was born in the Pacific Northwest and I grew up in the Rocky Mountains. How awesome is that?
- I can recite Green Eggs and Ham from memory.
- I am tremendously sympathetic.
- I believe human beings are basically good and just need to be loved.
- I know a secret cure for hiccups.
- I make great margaritas, which go well with #3.